Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I love this.
I am laughing so hard
someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all
that’s both concerning and comforting
this is a necessity for me
dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo
all right, you’ve convinced me.
The Sorting Hat of Harry Potter and Myers-Briggs Personality Typology
MB personality type and Jungian functions matched up with Hogwarts houses
Of interest to hanitjemars
Every song you have ever loved and every song you have ever hated.
THIS. WAS. EVERYTHING. LITERALLY.
ALL THE AWARDS.
Lucky - Brittany Spears
Love Story - Taylor Swift
I’m Yours - Jason Mraz
Super Bass - Nicki Minaj
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
Escape - Enrique Iglesias
Paparazzi - Lady Gaga
Hot & Cold - Katy Pery
The Boy Is Mine - Brandy & Monica
It’s Ok If It’s In a 3-Way - Justin Timberlake, Andy Samberg, Lady Gaga
Whatchu Say - Jason De Rulo
Baby - Justin Beiber
You Belong With Me - Taylor Swift
Take On Me - A-Ha
Jar of Hearts - Christine Peri
Torn - Natalie Imbruglia
Love the Way you Lie - Eminem Ft. Rihanna
Skyscrape - Demi Levato
Poker Face - Lady Gaga
3 AM - Matchbox 20
Airplane - B.o.B ft. Haylie Williams
Let It Be- THe Beatles
Party Rock Anthem - LFMAO
Don’t Stop Believing - Journey
She Will Be Loved - Maroon 5
Someone Like You - Adele
It’s All Coming Back To Me Now - Celine Dion
Apologize - One Republic
No Scrubs - TLC
Forget You - Cee Lo Green
Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
Who’s that Lady - Isley Brothers
All I Wanna Do -Sheryl Crow
Friday - Rebecca Black
Last Friday Night - Katy Perry
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS AMAZING
I’ve waited for this to come back onto my dash for a long time.
GIVE THIS GIRL AN AWARD.
Thus proving ridiculous amounts of songs use the same chord progression as the Pachelbel canon. XD
BLOODY AMAZING HOLY SHIT
|—||A phrase that was carved on the walls of a concentration camp cell during WWII by a Jewish prisoner (via exam)|
I SWEAR. ORLANDO BLOOM IS JUST HIRED TO LOOK HOT AND MAKE HILARIOUS FACES IN THE BACKGROUND
Was worth the money.
i had a crush on this guy and i decided to pull a Pavlov on him by offering him whenever i saw him this brand of candy he seemed to really like and after a while whenever he saw me he got excited for a second then you could see his expression shift to wondering the why the hell was he so happy to see me and i swear it was the evilest thing but also the most hilarious i made a guy like me by conditioning him into associating me to a candy he liked
How to pronounce tomato.
HE WAS A LORD
AND HE WAS A QUIRRELL
CAN I MAKE IT ANYMORE OBVIOUS?
HE TAUGHT AT SCHOOL
HE TOOK BALLET
WHAT MORE CAN I SAY?
HE WAS EVIL
HE’D NEVER TELL
SECRETLY HE WAS EVIL AS WELL
How have I not seen this yet?
A CROW TRIED TO GO IN OUR CLASSROOM AND HE HAD A PEN
You’ve all just like, completely skipped over the possibility that this crow has seen people using pens in this room, found one, and is trying to return it. There’s been videos of crows picking up sweet wrappers and stuff and placing them in bins after seeing humans put their litter in bins. I really do believe that this crow is trying to return the pen and that is ADORABLE AS HELL.
Another cool crow deal: Once, when trying to assess if crows could reason and use tools, scientists had two crows who didn’t know each other each take a wire from a table (one was hooked, one was straight) and try to grab meat from a bottle with it. The crows could see each other, though they had separate bottles. Only the straight wire worked for this, so they hypothesized that if crows could reason, the second trial would have the two crows fighting over the straight wire. The second trial started and, to the surprise of the scientists, the two crows both went for the bent wire, one held it down and the other unbent it. They both got meat out of their bottles. They came to a peaceful solution without verbal communication. Crows are probably smarter than we are.
This right here is why everyone should have Starkid in their life